Thursday, August 21, 2014

Medford show added to the Oregon Mini-Tour!

For those of you in Southern Oregon, come see me at Chadwick's in Medford this SATURDAY NIGHT, 8/23!

Sunday, August 17, 2014

Eastern Oregon Mini-Tour!

Hey gang, I'm going to be in Boise and points in Eastern Oregon this week. If you are in the area, I'd love to see you!

Saturday, August 9, 2014

Walk The Plank Returns to the Bay Area for the 5th year!



Just a teaser, it's our 5th year running the Walk The Plank Comedy Competition in the San Francisco Bay Area.

5th year means wood right? Help make this one awesome!

Comedians, register here: http://drbrianking.blogspot.com/p/wtp5-register.html

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

VENTURA!

I'll be here Thursday night. It's free, so quit whining ya cheapskates...

Making Friends

If you know me, you probably know that I'm a really friendly guy. I talk to strangers, strike up conversations here and there, and am generally outgoing.

Last night, while I was in line at a Hawaiian BBQ, I started talking to the guy in line behind me. Nice guy, from East LA and happens to be an officer in LAPD. A COP. I told him I was a comedian, he told me a couple of stories, and basically we hit it off. He said he might even stop in on one of my shows coming up. I think I made a new friend on LAPD.

Sometimes, I really love being White.

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Humor, Laughter, and Health


Hey gang, my new seminar on "Humor, Laugher, and Health" is about to debut for 2 weeks in California. I've been working on it for some time and I hope to make it as entertaining and informative as I can. If you are interested in joining me, use this link for registration. Dates & Locations are here:
http://www.ibpceu.com/seminar/5?&state=California

Healthcare professionals can earn 6 hours of CE credit for attending. For those of you non-healthcare professionals who may be interested in attending, we are working on special pricing so please contact me if you are interested in attending!

Brian

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

An Excerpt from my Therapy Session with Lita F.

Me: It's been a week since our last session, what's been going on?
Lita: I went to a party last Saturday night
Me: Oh yeah, was it fun?
Lita: I didn't get laid, I got in a fight
Me: Oh I'm sorry to hear that, are anger issues something that you would like to explore?
Lita: Uh, huh, It ain't no big thing
Me: Okay then, we'll put that on the back burner for now. How was the rest of your week?
Lita: Late for my job and the traffic was bad, Had to borrow ten bucks from my old man
Me: Yes, we can work on ways to make you more punctual. A lot of people wrestle with procrastination, its a common problem.
Lita: Uh, huh, It ain't no big thing
Me: Well, we'll return to that later too. For now, let's get back to that social phobia we were discussing last week. Have you been making any progress?
Lita: I went to a party last Saturday night. I told you that story, I'd be alright
Me: The one that ended in a fight?
Lita: Uh, huh, It ain't no big thing
Me: Okay, well we can discuss whatever you like...
Lita: But I know what I like, I know I like dancin' with you. And I know what you like.
Me: You do?
Lita: I know you like dancin' with me
Me: Well sure, what man wouldn't?
Lita: Kiss me once, Kiss me twice. C'mon pretty baby, kiss me deadly

And that was the day I banged Lita Ford. Screw doctor/patient confidentiality.