Sunday, November 23, 2014

Suddenly I'm not Hungry Anymore...

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Tuesday, November 18, 2014


From Ponce De Leon to Dr Brian King. Come out this Friday night for a special one night only appearance!

Tuesday, September 30, 2014


If you know me at all, you'll know that I love boobs and the women behind them. What you may not know is that breast cancer research is a charity that I regularly donate to. So yeah, in a way I'm putting my money where my mouth would like to be.

Over the years as a stand-up comedian, I've been passing out business cards with my face on them. One night in Columbus, a few ladies stuck them in their ample cleavage and took pictures, starting a very awesome trend. My face has now been to more places than I will ever get to go. This has led to my "Human Billboads" album on Facebook. (here) and ultimately to this charitable gesture.

During the month of October, otherwise known as Breast Cancer Awareness Month, I will make a donation of up to $25 for every Boob pic I receive that has either my card, my face, or my name on it. The amount of donation will vary depending on the photos I receive. No real system, but I imagine that good quality high res pics will get the largest donation, grainy small cameraphone pics will probably get lower amounts. Other things will also factor in like how risque' the image is, if it makes me laugh, shape, uniqueness, etc... Whatever, every submission will inspire a donation.

How can you help? By sending pics of course!

1. If you have my card, pose it with some boobs! If you don't have my card, email me and I'll get you one ASAP. OR you can download and print your own here.

2. You can make your own, like this woman did:

3. Or write "" or "Dr Brian King" directly on them, like this!

My donations will all be made through this link.

If you'd rather just donate yourself instead of submitting pictures, you can make donations at this link too.

Photos submitted may be reposted. by submitting a photo you are giving me permission to use it as I see fit.

Finally, click here to

Sunday, August 17, 2014

Eastern Oregon Mini-Tour!

Hey gang, I'm going to be in Boise and points in Eastern Oregon this week. If you are in the area, I'd love to see you!

Saturday, August 9, 2014

Walk The Plank Returns to the Bay Area for the 5th year!

Just a teaser, it's our 5th year running the Walk The Plank Comedy Competition in the San Francisco Bay Area.

5th year means wood right? Help make this one awesome!

Comedians, register here:

Tuesday, August 5, 2014


I'll be here Thursday night. It's free, so quit whining ya cheapskates...

Making Friends

If you know me, you probably know that I'm a really friendly guy. I talk to strangers, strike up conversations here and there, and am generally outgoing.

Last night, while I was in line at a Hawaiian BBQ, I started talking to the guy in line behind me. Nice guy, from East LA and happens to be an officer in LAPD. A COP. I told him I was a comedian, he told me a couple of stories, and basically we hit it off. He said he might even stop in on one of my shows coming up. I think I made a new friend on LAPD.

Sometimes, I really love being White.

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Humor, Laughter, and Health

Hey gang, my new seminar on "Humor, Laugher, and Health" is about to debut for 2 weeks in California. I've been working on it for some time and I hope to make it as entertaining and informative as I can. If you are interested in joining me, use this link for registration. Dates & Locations are here:

Healthcare professionals can earn 6 hours of CE credit for attending. For those of you non-healthcare professionals who may be interested in attending, we are working on special pricing so please contact me if you are interested in attending!


Wednesday, July 2, 2014

An Excerpt from my Therapy Session with Lita F.

Me: It's been a week since our last session, what's been going on?
Lita: I went to a party last Saturday night
Me: Oh yeah, was it fun?
Lita: I didn't get laid, I got in a fight
Me: Oh I'm sorry to hear that, are anger issues something that you would like to explore?
Lita: Uh, huh, It ain't no big thing
Me: Okay then, we'll put that on the back burner for now. How was the rest of your week?
Lita: Late for my job and the traffic was bad, Had to borrow ten bucks from my old man
Me: Yes, we can work on ways to make you more punctual. A lot of people wrestle with procrastination, its a common problem.
Lita: Uh, huh, It ain't no big thing
Me: Well, we'll return to that later too. For now, let's get back to that social phobia we were discussing last week. Have you been making any progress?
Lita: I went to a party last Saturday night. I told you that story, I'd be alright
Me: The one that ended in a fight?
Lita: Uh, huh, It ain't no big thing
Me: Okay, well we can discuss whatever you like...
Lita: But I know what I like, I know I like dancin' with you. And I know what you like.
Me: You do?
Lita: I know you like dancin' with me
Me: Well sure, what man wouldn't?
Lita: Kiss me once, Kiss me twice. C'mon pretty baby, kiss me deadly

And that was the day I banged Lita Ford. Screw doctor/patient confidentiality.

Thursday, May 29, 2014


I'm going to be in the San Francisco area for a week in June, please come check me out!

Thursday, May 1, 2014


Hey gang, if you are in the area of NORTH CAROLINA, I'm going to be part of the Cape Fear Comedy Festival this year. 80 comedians, including me, 4 nights, and lots of fun. Come out!

For more info, click that picture. Or go here:

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

My Favorite City

Without a doubt, New Orleans, LA is my favorite place in the world. Is there any question why?

Thursday, February 13, 2014


VEGAS FRIENDS! Come see me in this show tomorrow night (Feb 14th)! it's not like it's a real holiday or anything...

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

A Look Back

For those of you that are not on my Facebook feed, here is my Look Back movie. Check it out!