Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Humor, Laughter, and Health

Hey gang, my new seminar on "Humor, Laugher, and Health" is about to debut for 2 weeks in California. I've been working on it for some time and I hope to make it as entertaining and informative as I can. If you are interested in joining me, use this link for registration. Dates & Locations are here:

Healthcare professionals can earn 6 hours of CE credit for attending. For those of you non-healthcare professionals who may be interested in attending, we are working on special pricing so please contact me if you are interested in attending!


Wednesday, July 2, 2014

An Excerpt from my Therapy Session with Lita F.

Me: It's been a week since our last session, what's been going on?
Lita: I went to a party last Saturday night
Me: Oh yeah, was it fun?
Lita: I didn't get laid, I got in a fight
Me: Oh I'm sorry to hear that, are anger issues something that you would like to explore?
Lita: Uh, huh, It ain't no big thing
Me: Okay then, we'll put that on the back burner for now. How was the rest of your week?
Lita: Late for my job and the traffic was bad, Had to borrow ten bucks from my old man
Me: Yes, we can work on ways to make you more punctual. A lot of people wrestle with procrastination, its a common problem.
Lita: Uh, huh, It ain't no big thing
Me: Well, we'll return to that later too. For now, let's get back to that social phobia we were discussing last week. Have you been making any progress?
Lita: I went to a party last Saturday night. I told you that story, I'd be alright
Me: The one that ended in a fight?
Lita: Uh, huh, It ain't no big thing
Me: Okay, well we can discuss whatever you like...
Lita: But I know what I like, I know I like dancin' with you. And I know what you like.
Me: You do?
Lita: I know you like dancin' with me
Me: Well sure, what man wouldn't?
Lita: Kiss me once, Kiss me twice. C'mon pretty baby, kiss me deadly

And that was the day I banged Lita Ford. Screw doctor/patient confidentiality.