Now, you might be thinking to yourself "That's freaking brilliant!" BUT I'm here to tell you that I have developed an EVEN BETTER way to do it! One that leaves you with ZERO dirty dishes! No plates or knife to clean.
Step 1: Get a package of your favorite brand of cherry tomatoes. I prefer these cuz they are named after fat babies.
Step 2: Place a small amount of them into the palm of your hand, like this.
Step 3: Now, with a quick flip of the wrist, toss them puppies into your salad. Eventually you should have something like this (individual results will vary):
And that's it! No mess, no clean up, enjoy your salad like a boss.
Note, as an alternative to Step 3 you can substitute the salad for your own gaping mouth.