Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Election Day, FINALLY

Things you could do other than vote today:

1. Celebrate TACO TUESDAY!
2. Watch re-runs of Murder She Wrote.
3. Enjoy a sweet glass of egg nog.
4. Work your stupid job.
5. Think smug thoughts about how everyone else is just feeding into a broken system.
6. Exercise! yeah right, like you'd do that.
7. Finally start working on that novel you keep putting off.
8. Stalk all of your non-bocked exes on Facebook!
9. Pat yourself on the back for your excellent time management skills and all the great things you got accomplished.
10. Read The Laughing Cure!

Of course, if you vote you can still do those things. I'm just saying...