For more info: https://www.facebook.com/events/958093894264224/
Monday, October 19, 2015
PORTLAND!
PORTLAND! Come see me this Saturday night as part of this awesome midnight comedy show!
For more info: https://www.facebook.com/events/958093894264224/
For more info: https://www.facebook.com/events/958093894264224/
Tuesday, June 2, 2015
Life Hacks from a Doctor! Part 1
If you've spent any time on the internet you must be familiar with the concept of "Life Hacks", little nontraditional tricks to make life better. One of my favorite involves cutting cherry tomatoes. If you still don't know what I'm talking about, check out this:
Now, you might be thinking to yourself "That's freaking brilliant!" BUT I'm here to tell you that I have developed an EVEN BETTER way to do it! One that leaves you with ZERO dirty dishes! No plates or knife to clean.
Step 1: Get a package of your favorite brand of cherry tomatoes. I prefer these cuz they are named after fat babies.
Step 2: Place a small amount of them into the palm of your hand, like this.
Step 3: Now, with a quick flip of the wrist, toss them puppies into your salad. Eventually you should have something like this (individual results will vary):
And that's it! No mess, no clean up, enjoy your salad like a boss.
Note, as an alternative to Step 3 you can substitute the salad for your own gaping mouth.
Now, you might be thinking to yourself "That's freaking brilliant!" BUT I'm here to tell you that I have developed an EVEN BETTER way to do it! One that leaves you with ZERO dirty dishes! No plates or knife to clean.
Step 1: Get a package of your favorite brand of cherry tomatoes. I prefer these cuz they are named after fat babies.
Step 2: Place a small amount of them into the palm of your hand, like this.
Step 3: Now, with a quick flip of the wrist, toss them puppies into your salad. Eventually you should have something like this (individual results will vary):
And that's it! No mess, no clean up, enjoy your salad like a boss.
Note, as an alternative to Step 3 you can substitute the salad for your own gaping mouth.
Friday, May 15, 2015
Why is Dr Brian going to Denver?
Later this evening I will leave the eastern half of the United States for the first time since February, heading back to Los Angeles. I'm not flying straight home though, I've scheduled a 3-day layover in Denver. I don't have any comedy gigs booked there, I'm not going to visit anyone in particular although I know people there, and as far as I know there aren't any big events scheduled in Denver this weekend. So why am I going?
If you've followed me over the past 5 years you'll know that I travel a lot. Before I started touring as a comedian and public speaker I traveled to about half the USA; touring has allowed me to see the other half and more. I've been everywhere, all 50 states, cities and towns that I didn't know existed, most national parks, scenic backroads, coastal communities, mountain towns: everywhere.
Everywhere EXCEPT the city of Cheyenne Wyoming. Cheyenne, the state's capitol, is the one remaining city of a sizable population that I have yet to set foot in. Cheyenne isn't a big city, but it's only about 90 minutes from Denver. That's why I'm going to Denver, this weekend I am completing my travel map of the United States. Other than the capitol, I don't know what to expect there, it could be interesting or it could suck but I will have the satisfaction of completing a mildly interesting personal goal.
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If you've followed me over the past 5 years you'll know that I travel a lot. Before I started touring as a comedian and public speaker I traveled to about half the USA; touring has allowed me to see the other half and more. I've been everywhere, all 50 states, cities and towns that I didn't know existed, most national parks, scenic backroads, coastal communities, mountain towns: everywhere.
Everywhere EXCEPT the city of Cheyenne Wyoming. Cheyenne, the state's capitol, is the one remaining city of a sizable population that I have yet to set foot in. Cheyenne isn't a big city, but it's only about 90 minutes from Denver. That's why I'm going to Denver, this weekend I am completing my travel map of the United States. Other than the capitol, I don't know what to expect there, it could be interesting or it could suck but I will have the satisfaction of completing a mildly interesting personal goal.
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Continental Facebook check-ins, this month
Friday, April 24, 2015
Baltimore / Washington TOUR!
I'm really excited about this one, not only is it a fun topic but I get to tour across some of my favorite places as dart all around the Baltimore/DC area.
If you are in the area or know people in the area and think they might want to come see me, here's where I'll be:
"Humor, Laughter & Health" Seminars:
4/27: Pikesville, MD
4/28: Hagerstown, MD
4/29: Clarksville, MD
4/30: Fairfax, VA
5/1: Fredericksburg, VA
Healthcare professionals can earn credit by attending! for more info check out
http://www.ibpceu.com/
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If you are in the area or know people in the area and think they might want to come see me, here's where I'll be:
"Humor, Laughter & Health" Seminars:
4/27: Pikesville, MD
4/28: Hagerstown, MD
4/29: Clarksville, MD
4/30: Fairfax, VA
5/1: Fredericksburg, VA
Healthcare professionals can earn credit by attending! for more info check out
http://www.ibpceu.com/
ALSO I will be featured in the CHARM CITY COMEDY FESTIVAL, Baltimore, MD
5/2: 7pm at Zissimo's, Baltimore, MD (http://www.charmcitycomedyfestival.com/schedule/)
AND serving as a celebrity judge of the 1st annual DC BLOODY MARY FESTIVAL!
5/3: 1pm at the Blind Whino, Washington, DC (https://www.facebook.com/events/807311442678691/)
COME SEE ME! It'll be a while before I'm back in the area!
COME SEE ME! It'll be a while before I'm back in the area!
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
Bloody Mary Censorship!
My name is Brian King. I am a public speaker and a comedian. For the past several years I have been relentlessly touring the country and started a project called "Bloody America” where I feature the many exotic, interesting, and unusual bloody marys I encounter in my travels. I am not famous, but between all of these activities I have a substantial following in social media and I regularly speak to 100-200,000 people every year.
To date, Bloody America is a hobby, it brings in no revenue although I've spent some on advertising, I offer free promotion to the venues whose drinks I feature.
Tonight I had planned to write about the Bloody Mary at “Outriggers” in Seabrook, TX. I ordered one, took pictures of it, drank it and was on my way out when the manager (I’m assuming) ran out to tell me I was not allowed to post the photos I had just taken. I thought this was odd since I offer nothing but free publicity and that, as I write this, their Yelp page has 62 photos all taken in the restaurant, including 13 of their bloody mary. But whatever, I’m not going to argue myself into extra work. I acquiesced and then things got really weird.
She insisted that I delete the photos from my camera, in front of her so that she could see. Besides being a violation of my privacy, as I have other photos on my camera that are not of her bloody mary, I explained that I took too many to do it quickly and I’d do it when I got home. This was apparently not good enough for her and she kept demanding, threatening to call the police and take further action, whatever the hell that is, as I walked away.
So no, I am not reviewing their bloody mary. Nor am I posting the photos I took at their establishment.
To date, Bloody America is a hobby, it brings in no revenue although I've spent some on advertising, I offer free promotion to the venues whose drinks I feature.
Tonight I had planned to write about the Bloody Mary at “Outriggers” in Seabrook, TX. I ordered one, took pictures of it, drank it and was on my way out when the manager (I’m assuming) ran out to tell me I was not allowed to post the photos I had just taken. I thought this was odd since I offer nothing but free publicity and that, as I write this, their Yelp page has 62 photos all taken in the restaurant, including 13 of their bloody mary. But whatever, I’m not going to argue myself into extra work. I acquiesced and then things got really weird.
She insisted that I delete the photos from my camera, in front of her so that she could see. Besides being a violation of my privacy, as I have other photos on my camera that are not of her bloody mary, I explained that I took too many to do it quickly and I’d do it when I got home. This was apparently not good enough for her and she kept demanding, threatening to call the police and take further action, whatever the hell that is, as I walked away.
So no, I am not reviewing their bloody mary. Nor am I posting the photos I took at their establishment.
Monday, March 30, 2015
GULF COAST TOUR of "Humor, Laughter and Health"
I'm really excited about this one, not only is it a fun topic but I get to tour across some of my favorite places as we semi-circle the Gulf of Mexico from the Rio Grande Valley of Texas to the Florida panhandle!
If you are in the area or know people in the area and think they might want to come see me, here's where I'll be:
(Weekend in S. Padre, come party)
4/6: McAllen, TX
4/7: Corpus Christi, TX
4/8: Galveston, TX
4/9: Beaumont, TX
4/10: Lafayette, LA
(Weekend in New Orleans, come party!)
4/13: New Orleans, LA
4/14: Hattiesburg, MS
4/15: Mobile, AL
4/16: Pensacola, FL
4/17: Panama City, FL
Healthcare professionals can earn credit by attending! for more info check out
http://www.ibpceu.com/
Hope to see you there!
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If you are in the area or know people in the area and think they might want to come see me, here's where I'll be:
(Weekend in S. Padre, come party)
4/6: McAllen, TX
4/7: Corpus Christi, TX
4/8: Galveston, TX
4/9: Beaumont, TX
4/10: Lafayette, LA
(Weekend in New Orleans, come party!)
4/13: New Orleans, LA
4/14: Hattiesburg, MS
4/15: Mobile, AL
4/16: Pensacola, FL
4/17: Panama City, FL
http://www.ibpceu.com/
Hope to see you there!
Inspiring Humor...
Here's a nice piece someone wrote after being inspired by my recent seminar: https://jillveldhouse.wordpress.com/2015/03/28/applied-science/
Thursday, March 12, 2015
Dr Brian King Returns to Florida!
Hey gang, I'm going to be doing a quick stand-up only tour (no seminars) of northern Florida this March! Please join me at the following cities / venues:
3/25/2015: Gainesville (Rockey's)
3/26/2015: Cocoa Beach, FL (Gregory's)
3/27/2015: Cocoa Beach, FL (Gregory's)
3/28/2015: St Augustine, FL (Jackie Knight's Comedy Club)
Each night I will be featuring for a terrific headliner. It's a great opportunity to see me and an awesome show!
Check with the venues for tickets/specific information. I hope to see you there!
3/25/2015: Gainesville (Rockey's)
3/26/2015: Cocoa Beach, FL (Gregory's)
3/27/2015: Cocoa Beach, FL (Gregory's)
3/28/2015: St Augustine, FL (Jackie Knight's Comedy Club)
Each night I will be featuring for a terrific headliner. It's a great opportunity to see me and an awesome show!
Check with the venues for tickets/specific information. I hope to see you there!
Wednesday, March 11, 2015
Chapel Hill, NC TONIGHT!
CHAPEL HILL! I forgot to update my calendar to automatically post this morning but I'll be at the DSI Comedy Theater tonight! show starts at 8:30! Come see me before I leave your state for another, younger state.
Monday, March 2, 2015
MEMPHIS COMEDY FESTIVAL 2015
Hey gang, if you are in or near MEMPHIS Tennessee (as opposed to Memphis, Iowa) make sure you come check me out at the MEMPHIS COMEDY FESTIVAL!
Full line up available here: www.memphiscomedyfestival.com/schedule15/
Preview it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-75Mgap62g
Full line up available here: www.memphiscomedyfestival.com/schedule15/
Preview it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-75Mgap62g
Monday, February 2, 2015
FIRST MINNESOTA TOUR!
I've been to Minnesota before, but not since 1996 so I am very excited about visiting the Land of 10,000 lakes again this March! And I'll be touring with/refining my "Humor, Laughter and Health" seminar that was very well received last summer.
I don't know many people in MN (yet) but if you know people in the area and think they might want to come see me, here's where I'll be:
3/16: Minneapolis (Brooklyn Center)
3/17: Saint Paul
3/18: Minnetonka
3/19: Makato
3/20: Eagan
Healthcare professionals can earn credit by attending! for more info check out
http://www.ibpceu.com/seminar/24?&state=Minnesota
I don't know many people in MN (yet) but if you know people in the area and think they might want to come see me, here's where I'll be:
3/16: Minneapolis (Brooklyn Center)
3/17: Saint Paul
3/18: Minnetonka
3/19: Makato
3/20: Eagan
Healthcare professionals can earn credit by attending! for more info check out
http://www.ibpceu.com/seminar/24?&state=Minnesota
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
California Tour Dates: The Habits of Happy People
Well, November was supposed to be the end of my "Habits of Happy People" seminar, but it appears there are people in California who could use a little bit more, so in February I will be once again presenting seminars on this topic. This is actually a rare opportunity because for most of the cities on this list are places that I don't get to speak often. If you've ever been interested in attending one of my seminars, now is the time.
2/9: San Diego, CA
2/10: Carlsbad, CA
2/11: Laguna Hills, CA
2/12: Long Beach, CA
2/13: Santa Monica, CA
2/16: Santa Barbara, CA
2/17: San Luis Obispo, CA
2/18: Seaside, CA
2/19: Sunnyvale, CA
2/20: Palo Alto, CA
2/23: Emeryville, CA
2/24: San Rafael, CA
2/25: Santa Rosa, CA
2/26: Walnut Creek, CA
2/27: South San Francisco, CA
After February, I'll be touring other parts of the country talking about Laughter and Health.
Healthcare professionals can earn credit by attending! check out
http://www.ibpceu.com/seminar/5?&state=California
2/9: San Diego, CA
2/10: Carlsbad, CA
2/11: Laguna Hills, CA
2/12: Long Beach, CA
2/13: Santa Monica, CA
2/16: Santa Barbara, CA
2/17: San Luis Obispo, CA
2/18: Seaside, CA
2/19: Sunnyvale, CA
2/20: Palo Alto, CA
2/23: Emeryville, CA
2/24: San Rafael, CA
2/25: Santa Rosa, CA
2/26: Walnut Creek, CA
2/27: South San Francisco, CA
After February, I'll be touring other parts of the country talking about Laughter and Health.
Healthcare professionals can earn credit by attending! check out
http://www.ibpceu.com/seminar/5?&state=California
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